For All My Sisters & Girlfriends Out There...

National  Girlfriend and Sister's Week    I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school!   I am  only as strong as the coffee I drink, the  hairspray I use, and  the friends I have.  To the cool women who  have touched my life.    Here's to you!       It  is good to be a woman...   1.  We got off the Titanic first.  2. We can  scare male bosses with mysterious  gynecological  disorder excuses.  3. Taxis  stop for us.  4. We don 't look like a frog in  a blender when dancing.  5. No fashion faux  pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.  6.  We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.   7. If we forget to shave, no one has to  know.  8. We can congratulate our teammate  without ever touching her  rear end.  9. We  never have to reach down every so often to make  sure  our privates are still there.  10. We  have the ability to dress ourselves.  11.   We can talk to the opposite sex without  having to picture  them naked.  12.  If  we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware  that  we will look like an idiot.  13. We will  never regret piercing our ears.  14. There  are times when chocolate really can solve all  your  problems.  15. We can make comments  about how silly men are in their  presence  because they aren't listening anyway.

Have a lovely day,